"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe
Thoughts of a *fill in the blank*
justanotherfinalfantasyfangirl:
Brilliant.
go notes go.
yeah this deserves thousands of reblogs.
Hello sweet logic
This is so smart!
hello common sense.
I missed you. ;w;
never not reblog~
(via ocdturtle)
Margo: the part that wants to be remembered
Alaska: the part that wants to run away
Tiny: the part that's happy being who you are
Will: is the part that's ashamed
Collin: is the part that thinks we know everything
Hazel: is the part that accepts what we get
Quentin: is the part that always plays it safe
Augustus: is the part that's afraid to die
Lindsey: is the part of us who is hiding who we are
Radar: is the part that's embarrassed by their parents
John: is the one who gave us these characters, and the one who brought us together
I sort of have a thing for blondes (and black guys, and latin guys, and asian guys and how about just guys in general okay)
I also have a thing for guys. And girls. (and how about just people in general okay)
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
(via edwardspoonhands)
Instant reblog.
stop what you’re doing and watch
Not reblogging this is a federal offense.
<3
I can understand if you don’t reblog this. It just means you are not a man.
this will make a man out of me
I’m never gonna catch my breath when I see this on my dash.
I love this movie so freaking much.
always reblog, no questions asked.
Fuck they establish so much in one stupid montage and it’s so beautiful and no one can question is because it’s done so beautifully!
FACBOOK IS UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR
YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!
I wonder if Disney knows they had young girls perfectly content to grow up and become a man due to this song
I can’t not reblog this. My blog is incomplete without this. Anyone’s blog is incomplete without this. Disney attained musical perfection, and it must be shared by all.
Well, I can’t break the law.
I’ve always thought this was one of Disney’s best. Top 5, at least.
(Source: 90sjamz, via bubblegumshoes)
Hey y’all! I hit 5k followers so I’m doing a giveawaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WIN???
Well, dear reader SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PEEP THIS SHIT
- ORIGINAL ART jacked right from my sketchbooks!!! I will try to make it mostly Glee-related if you so choose but it will also include some of my RANDOM SHIT DRAWINGS YEAH
- STICKERS!! So many FUCKING STICKERS you don’t even know
- GOODIES that’s right RANDOM GOODIES that I find in my room or at a sketchy Brooklyn dollar store/thrift store!!! This could mean CREEPY TOYS, or a BIZARRE T-SHIRT, or I DON’T KNOW LIKE A BUTT DIDDLER OR SOMETHING WHATEVER I FIND IT’S A SURPRISE
- An original DUMB GLEE COMIC that HAS YOU IN IT!!!!!!! That I will draw ESPECIALLY FOR YOU yeah THAT’S RIGHT YOU GET TO BE IN A COMIC you can request what it’ll be about but chances are I’LL JUST DRAW A COMIC ABOUT DICKS or BUTTS
- CANDY!!!! DICK YEAH!!!!!
Hold up there dickfart THERE ARE RULES!!!!!
- This is a giveaway for my awesome followers so if your ass ain’t followin’ me YOU AIN’T GETTING SHIT HOMIE (and if you follow me just for the giveaway I WILL SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU)
- You can reglob as MANY TIMES AS YOUR BUTTHOLE DESIRES because YOU CAN’T CAGE THE WIND but like don’t go crazy because I will SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and you will also probably piss everyone who follows you off
- Likes count because I can’t be dicked to sort through that ish
- There will be THREE WHOLE WINNERS WOW WOAH that I will choose randomly using a number generator or throwing a dart at the list of names or something IDK
- The lucky ducky winners will be chosen on SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH!!!! YEAYEYAYEYAYEYEYAFUCK
Okay uh I think that’s it I love you all GOOD LUCK I LOVE YOU ALL AHHHHHHHHH
Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]
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asinglebullet:
notsammy-sam:
ask-the-mighty-thor:
Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5070zvxrR1rvtgajo1_1280.jpg)

